Allons-y My Friends!: Keeping your touchy-feely off others.



“I’m a touchy-feely person.”

Some people say this a lot. Some of them are really, really scary and dangerous people.

Sometimes what people mean by this is “I’m the kind of person who is allowed to touch and feel people, and I don’t have to…

Fucking guy who was harassing me all semester, you guys know who.

“Hugs are scientifically proven to make people feel better.”

No they’re not, dipshit.

“No, I have a girlfriend, this is totally platonic.”

… ?

And even if that was true, it would still not be ok for him to hug people who don’t want hugs.